The riddle in this story "The Prince Who Married His Own Left Half" will haunt us for the rest of our days. We'll never know a moment's peace until we know the answer, so someone please help us out. And while you're here, stay for the wizard romance.

This episode brought to you by executive producer Justin, Aarne-Thompson type 500, "Guessing the Helper's Name"

Suggested talking points: the elephant's butthole, prince-cleaving expert, a sexy wizard, princess lefty, message slaps, peasant colors, the travesty of capitalism, psychically linked intercourse, a head full of wizard dreams, snaked by an old wizard, serial killer residency, husband-brother-dad, Gollum's Henry Winkler riddle

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