National Doughnut Day seems to get earlier every year, eh? This year, instead of celebrating with those delicious sufganiyot, we kick of the episode with a different Hanukkah treat: "My Baby Eats All the Hanukkah Gelt" by Alexis Fishman. Then it's a another sugary indulgence: "Christmas Cookies" by George Strait, who definitely knows what cookies are but is maybe less clear on sprinkles and also sex.