Gasp! Wow, that was so lucky that we got out of there. When sex-crazed Nazi bikini-zombies grabbed Nick Dinicola, there was nothing that Holy Goalie could do but go after them. I mean him. Yeah, that's what I meant. And then when Goalie didn't come back, Edie Sellers had to check out what was going on. I'm not sure why she took the cattle prod and shock collar. We're sure it was to fight the binkini zombies. And she seemed to be muttering when she left. Something about "keeping it in your pants" and "you can get the zombie-clap on your own time but not on my show." I'm certain those were incantantions of protection. You know, words of power. Anyway, that's why there's been no show for three weeks. And we're sticking to it. Enjoy.