"The Four Feathers" is a bizarre narrative featuring some (probably unintentional) surrealist horror. But that's what you get when you put a four-year-old in charge of things.

This episode brought to you by executive producer Christopher, Aarne-Thompson type 106, "Talking Like an Animal "

Suggested talking points: a chance for German, German name fluency, a cool kind of begot, baby laundering, hot bod god dad, the good word of basic hygiene, the true story of Yankee Doodle, the toddler hierarchy of needs, a horse's destiny, a silent yler, Macy's day bug-out bag, a bony pony

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