In the continuation of Episode 17, Mario and Luigi give us an inside look at their viewpoints around dating.  We also discuss why they don't have social media, the Armie Hammer cannibalism headline, checklists when meeting an ideal partner, Mario outs Luigi as the King of two-month relationships, reasons why WE ALL ghost matches, red flags, mean girls, top tier traits guys vibe with when it comes to the opposite sex, generalized social pressures for women, personality traits vs. physical traits, and they confirm Crista's theory about navigating how to decide whether or not you should have sex on the first date.