What do you call a game that plays as if it was released in 1994, but has achievements and save states and costs $14.99 on Steam? You could call it a throwback, but that isn't fun and also doesn't passive aggressively call out the dev team for living in denial about what year it is. The boys discuss their favorite new games that play like old games, and get into a very trivial argument about what should and shouldn't be included in this category.

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