Welcome to Hashtag Embarrassed, Episode 18 - #FuneralStories!  

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• The Rise of the Chicken King and the Fall of the Tiger King
• A Christmas thing where we’ll play sad music, and you can make a stupid ornament and cry, in public, because THAT’S fucking fun
• Elizabeth can have Jesus anywhere she wants
• Which one of our hosts knows more about Jessica Simpson?
• Rebecca has some nice things to say about the Birthday Gentleman
• Who needs Tinder if you volunteer at the soup kitchen?

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