On the eighteenth episode of Much Review About Nothing, we review Hellboy (2019). Again, we must point out that we haven't seen the movie. That is 100% not a joke. Everything we know about the film comes from the trailer, reviews, articles, and our own biased preconceptions. Listen along as we ponder burning questions like: When did poor Hellboy suffer from a debilitating stroke? Is “Billy Rants” becoming an official part of the show? How long will we have to wait for a Machinegun Grandma spin-off? What the heck is a Scouser? Why do so many company lawyers keep assuring us that production on the film was NOT troubled and full strife? But most importantly, will the boys survive the Cthulhu-style ramblings of the most incoherent Rando Review yet (which somehow involves Terminator Moe, Simon Cowell the Plastic Man, and much more)?