Mallory joins the BSC! And then promptly unjoins due to a heated disagreement over soy products. Also, we meet Jessi, and the random background characters of Stoneybrook turn out to be suuuuuper racist. 

Today’s agenda includes: things that are well-intended but clumsily executed; popular misspellings of the word ‘hamster’; anatomy of the divestive, uh, digestive system; wholesome father–son bonding activities; horse girls vs lazy girls; awkward analogies between racism and things that are not as bad as racism; Kristy is, yet again, her worst self; unrealistic expectations of teething; pub quiz top tips; tourniquets are back, baby!; money-making ideas for Sims; what Danes are; charming crimes and farm dad vibes.

Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley on the Free Music Archive.

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