Hey there, do you have $500 handy for an exciting investment opportunity? We hope you don't, because this week we're discussing Pyramid Schemes and Pure Bred Dogs. We can't decide what's worse: Bernie Madoff extorting over 13,00 people, or society breeding pugs to have adorable squishy faces with accompanying breathing problems. Hide your cash, hide your pup, and be sure to stay horrified.

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