This week, Crowy n Memms tackle Season 2, Episode 16 of The X-Files, where an alien crash-lands, and instead of making friends or phoning home, it goes on a full-blown hybrid-killing spree. Government cover-ups, secret experiments, and Mulder doing his best “I told you so” face—this episode had everything. But did it actually make sense? That’s another question entirely.

We break down the wild plot, debate whether this alien was just having the worst day ever, and, of course, keep an eye on Scully’s grippers as she somehow stays skeptical yet again.

For all the best off-topic chaos, check out this week’s Scraps—where we take things in an even weirder direction (if that’s possible).

Think this alien was justified in its rampage? Hit us up at [email protected]—we’re ready to hear your theories, no matter how insane they are!