“The Man” wants you to believe those are birds flying through the air, watching you from the telephone line, and pooping on your car window. They’re not. They are something far more insidious than even pigeons.

Sources:

https://www.audubon.org/news/are-birds-actually-government-issued-drones-so-says-new-conspiracy-theory-making

https://birdsarentreal.com/pages/who-are-we

https://www.vice.com/en/article/xg8p4n/birds-arent-real-they-are-government-spy-drones