Remember the good old days? When we used to be classy? We used to have nice things. People would come over. We'd throw dinner parties and I'd serve gherkins and pimento loaf. Now look at us. We've really let ourselves go. GamerEdie Sellers, Nick Dinicola, and Holy Goalie just don't go out and do fun things anymore. They don't get their hair done. They don't get dressed. And for pity's sake, would it hurt if they put on a bit of lipstick now and again? Sigh.