THIS WEEK

We give professional footballers who are good enough to be at the world cup, advice on how to take penalty kicks, after a string of down right terrible pens in the round of 32.

Sorry American listeners but your countrymen get put on blast for their lack of Football(innit) commentary skills, and poor football(innit) ball knowledge in general, offside isn't that hard people.

AFL Round 16 gets the Stormin' The Beach Headline treatment.