THIS WEEK

We give professional footballers who are good enough to be at the world cup, advice on how to take penalty kicks, after a string of down right terrible pens in the round of 32.

Sorry American listeners but your countrymen get put on blast for their lack of Football(innit) commentary skills, and poor football(innit) ball knowledge in general, offside isn't that hard people.

AFL Round 16 gets the Stormin' The Beach Headline treatment.

Content warning - no coin flip. After 183 episodes, Isaac has forgotten we finish the episodes with the coin flip. Please forgive him in his time of need.

Some AFL, some local Rugby, some football, it's all happening.

THIS WEEK: World Cup fever, the Socceroos get revenge for Gallipoli, Keelan fanboys over David Wenham, and Isaac gets excited about Stanley's cup - whatever that is? As always, the week that was in AFL, and fan favourites Butcher of the Week and Shitlist.

This week, Keelan eats dumplings and goes to the theatre, Isaac gets on ABC AFL Daily and drives to Cooly to see some rocks, and they both rejoice in recounting AFL Round 13

Episode ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY

Keelan didn't do his homework, everyone boo Keelan.

This week, football, footy, Hobart Womens footy, and much much more.

This week the boys full send an episode off the top of their domes, chatting about the Enhanced Games, kit blunders, the week in footy, and a sprinkle of Prem.

You ask and you shall receive 3 hours of our beautiful voices waffling on about all sorts, the return of Lord of the Rings to the pod, HOK-gone-ston, Will Day is primed for his return to footy and primed for a new major sponsor, and footy rules - internationally. 

Footy recaps and such... Giants? Carlton out of water (Voss) Falcon of the decade And so much more

AFL Round 8, 3 Votes I. Lees, Keelan gets drunk, and we cant even podcast faster than people can run a marathon.

Keelan and Isaac finally pull together their perfectly timed 2026 AFL season predictions into an hour of power (+ or - 50%)