Why, hello there… don’t you look gorgeous. We haven’t seen you in a while. Did you miss us? You did? Well, we missed your sweet cheeks too! We are back dear listeners of ABV and boyyyyyyy do we have an episode for you. Let’s all gather round the outdoor heaters, six feet apart, drinks in hand and fuck the patriarchy together, shall we?

Welcome in to episode 85, where we are sharing a hot take on some Sacramento related issues and bringing you all the usual ABV antics that you have been missing these past few weeks. Our week in review brings the roses (Claire got to see her twin and her nephew for the first time in many months and Fran has a cute lil' 9 month old running around) and the thorns (Claire has hit a new pandemic emotional low and Fran has a seriously fucked up neck from breast feeding). News of the week continues to be random AF (We have some great news for the Sacramento restaurant scene and some prison cell phone opinion pieces to cover). A friend of Fran’s is seeking our advice this week regrading how to, or if she even should, address a fellow school parent who is killing it on Only Fans.  Let’s just say that we dive deep here, so get ready. Shit the ladies like this week is Sacramento focused, so ion you are looking for some cool shops to support locally here, get our your pen and paper (yes we are grandmas fr that reference).  Lastly, this weeks hater is brought to you by that little misogynist fuck Justin Timberlake. Way to tank women’s careers to propel your own. 

Claire Was Bored Shopping At Home Goods 
Shot of Tequila
Soda Water
Fever Tree Tonic 
Herb and Lou’s Infused Ice Cubes- Meyer Lemon Daquiri

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