It's awkward when deceased actors Bill Paxton (Cole Stamm) and Burt Reynolds (David Soto) unexpectedly drop by and want to chat about making kid videos, the impending apocalypse, and the logistics of polygamy. But you know what they say? When life hands you lemons, you should probably throw them straight into the trash, because researchers swabbed the rinds and flesh of 76 lemons from 21 restaurants collected during 43 visits and found that a whopping 70% of them produced microbial growth.

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