Disney’s Artemis Fowl dropped this past week, and Cori’s ‘bout to go off.

Featuring: Spongebob’s Sexuality, Simu Liu’s Face, The Machinations of an Awkward Man, WHO’S DOM?!, Give Children Anti-Heroes 2020 (Part 2), The Least Objectionable Scene, Give Josh Gad a Butt 2020, So Much Chandelier Work, and Many Deep Sighs from Cori.