Bad news, folks! The zombie apocalypse is here and you might be the only one left! You have about an hour before a bunch of hungry corpses darken your doors. But lucky for you the Worst Adults have got your back! For the next hour we'll talk you through how to survive in this miserable, much smellier new world! In this episode we delve into such zombie-related topics as what to do in the first hours of an outbreak, where to hole up, spitting in each other's mouths, and why we weren't already eating human flesh.

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As always, we'd like to thank fellow survivors Bensound.com for our outro music, Laura Cooper of the webcomic XP for our show's art, and you the listener for sticking with us even after civilization has collapsed. If you're lucky enough to find an Internet connection this week, feel free to subscribe to and rate us on iTunes. And if you find yourself commiserating over a meal of canned beans and peaches with a fellow human, a good icebreaker is talking up our show!

Stay strong and try to make the best of the week, everybody!

Don't forget to check out AMC's Fear The Walking Dead, premiering tonight! (What a coincidence that this episode is happening at the same time as the premiere... Weird!)