Historical moment, folks! On the nineteenth episode of Much Review About Nothing, we delve into our very first Future Review Follow-Up with Uglydolls (2019). Again, we must point out that we haven't seen the movie. That is 100% not a joke. Everything we know about the film comes from the trailer, reviews, articles, and our own biased preconceptions. Listen along as we ponder burning questions like: Is this film pro-slavery? What effect do sentient, immortal dolls have on the ecological stability of the planet? Will they (and Pitbull) be here long after humanity has gone extinct? How are they even alive in the first place? But most importantly, is Uglydolls part of the One-Eyed King’s shocking plan to create a blind utopia where paltry things like appearance no longer matter?