Cold Open Question of the Week: What’s the weirdest/most awkward funeral you’ve ever been to?

Knoebels: Brian scored tickets from friend of the podcast, Paul Lazar, to attend WVIA’s family-member day at the Pennsylvania amusement park.

‘Michael’: We’ll discuss Hollywood’s portrayal of Michael Jackson.

Blue Dot Fever: Many stars, including Post Malone and Meghan Trainor, are coming down with the disease!

She’s Guilty B!tch: Britney Spears, the ‘90s pop star, entered a guilty plea to driving under the influence this week.

Ozempic Teeth: GLP-1 users have been reporting dental issues such as tooth decay, cavities, gum disease and tooth sensitivity.

Shredded Wheat: Brian nearly choked to death this week while enjoying a bowl of shredded wheat. He also started choking on a Hershey Kiss at work one morning. Is choking a part of getting older?

Backlash: The WWE’s PLE takes over Tampa this Saturday. Is Gary going?

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Tonight: Nipper stay; Straw licking?

This Week’s Food Truck Schedule:

Friday, May 8th: Florida Pint Day & Salsa My Love, 5-9 p.m.

Saturday, May 9th: Taming Hogz Flaming Grill, 4-8 p.m.

RIP:

Ted Turner: Founder of CNN, who brought us the TBS Superstation, the Atlanta Braves every night in our homes, WCW wrestling on Saturday night’s at 6:05 p.m. died at 87 this week.

* CNN: Created the 24-hour news cycle, Turner Classic Movies

* Atlanta Olympic Games in 1996

* TBS: Used satellites to become the first Superstation

* TNT, Turner Classic Movies (TCM) & Cartoon Network

* Jane Fonda: Started dating in 1989; married in 1991

* Philanthropist, land owner

John Sterling: “It is high. It is far. It is gone!” The long time New York Yankees announcer died at 87 this week.

Catherine “Kay” Crockenberg: Brian remembers one of his favorite Bingo players from St. Mary’s, who reminded him of Maxine from the Shoebox greeting cards.

Before We Go:

18 & Life: Gary’s son turned 18 this week and still hasn’t played the lottery.

So Long Jeeves: The website, one of the first informational-search engine sites that Brian used back in the ‘90s, shutdown on May 1st.

Viewer Mail: Brian and Gary answer some viewer mail regarding ‘90s furniture and “Seinfeld” vs. “Friends.”

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