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Senior Moments:

Gary’s Knee: A trip to the bowling alley, followed by a night sleeping in the chair with his feet on the coffee table left Gary awaking to knee pain.

AARP: Brian’s AARP membership card arrived in the mail this past week.

DoorDash: The New York Times profiled a couple that is spending $700 a week on DoorDash.

Toilet Repair: Brian, along with his wife and sister-in-law, fixed a leaky seal on the bathroom toilet.

Hantavirus: For something not really contagious, the mass media is sure making a big deal out of it, right? ABC News has added a “tracker” on its website.

George Carlin: Brian read a January 1982 Playboy interview with the late comic on Substack, on what would have been the comedian’s 89th birthday on May 12th.

Philip Roth: Brian just read Portnoy’s Complaint and has started reading the biography of the late author, who grew up in Newark, New Jersey. Roth attended summer camp in East Stroudsburg and college at Bucknell University.

Gary’s News of the Weird:

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Tonight: Knight Rider Speeding Ticket Mystery; 11,000 ct. Ruby

This Week’s Food Truck Schedule:

* Thursday, May 14th: Go Stuff Urself, 5-9 p.m.; Craftapped Happy Hour 5-8 p.m.

* Friday, May 15th: WTF Pizza, 4-8 p.m.

* Saturday, May 16: Johnny Nevada’s, 2-8 p.m.; PUB Guild Meeting, 2-4 p.m.

Oxytocin Nasal Spray: Can the latest “love drug” can help improve your sex life?

Madison Sinclair: The Kevin Hart Roast. Blink-182. Comedy writer. Never heard of her until this week.

Banana Ball: The Savannah Banana experience is coming to Northeast Pennsylvania, causing Brian to have to leave work early on Friday, May 22nd.

* 10,000 people are expected to attend each game.

* Parking will be at a premium and a total fiasco.

Shark Tracking along NY/NJ Coast: Summer season is officially underway with sharks being spotted along the East Coast.

RIP:

Brandon Clark: The NBA player, aged 29, died. Authorities suspect a drug overdose as the cause of death.

Jason Collins: The first out gay NBA player also died on Tuesday from brain cancer. Collins played 13 seasons in the NBA.

Donald Gibb: The actor, who portrayed Ogre in Revenge of the Nerds, died at 71.

Before We Go:

Road Trip: Brian and his wife are busy planning for next month’s road trip to Florida, including stops along the way to and from the Sunshine State. Does Gary have any recommendations for Brian to see along the way — and don’t say South of the Border!

* Buc-ee’s

* Hike

* History

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