Hello friends and weirdos, welcome back! This week Nile brings us the story of an ex-Marine who is disclosing his personal story about his 17-year stint as a Martian supersoldier for the Mars Defense Force! That's right: our supersoldiers aren't just stationed on planet Earth. We've got the moon, Mars, and many other dope planets. Is Captain Kaye working in an official capacity to disclose our government's plans to colonize Mars? Where do our favorite cryptids align on the political chart? Listen and find out!