We could go into the usual big paragraph about how hosts Holy Goalie, Nick Dinicola, and Edie Sellers debate this or that about video games. We could even get into their discussion of the week's news and events. But this is a war on women. And that can mean only one thing. We will — nay, we MUST — expose women for who they are. Our one driving truth? Girls have cooties. There. We said it. Carry on.