In the year 2019 everyone is making a podcast, especially folks who aren't qualified to do it...like us! This is the start of a janky experiment, in which we learn how to discuss things like proper human beings. In this episode we talk about the FF7 Remake, the Uber Strike, Narwhals spies, and the insidious nature of modern indentured servitude (aka student loans but WAY WORSE), alongside other topics that tickle us.