Berds & Werds

By Berds & Nerds

News & Politics Comedy Games & Hobbies Video Games

What's Berds & Werds about?

Berds & Werds is a podcast by Berds & Nerds. We usually make comics about the news, but accidentally made a podcast instead.

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Berds & Werds episodes:

08.13.2020
Episode 52: Saddicted
This is the hundredth time I’m quitting social media for the last time.
07.30.2020
Episode 51: Ghost of Douchema
Your father was the wind! And your mother smelled of elderberries!
07.23.2020
Episode 50: The Punchline is Death
...but not if you’re evil.
07.02.2020
Episode 49: The Legendary Super Karen
In which we actually record the comic making process, which was the whole point, so it’s kinda weird it took us this long. God we are so dumb.
06.25.2020
Episode 48: Do Not Pass Go
Do Not Collect $1200.
06.11.2020
Episode 47: Banana Pies Fatter
It’s true. If you eat banana pies, you will become fatter.
05.28.2020
Episode 46: Smoothin' On Up
It's on like Teflon.
05.14.2020
Episode 45: Murder Hornet on the Orient Express
On the plus side, dying from Covid-19 doesn’t seem so bad anymore.
05.07.2020
Episode 44: May the Brain Force Plus Be With You
All future comics can be replaced by the dancing pallbearer meme.
04.30.2020
Episode 43: Time to Dance
Like beers...on a plane.
04.23.2020
Episode 42: Bringing Down the House
We discuss the challenges of investing in a housing market that is literally trying to kill you.
04.16.2020
Episode 41: Jenova's Witness
We celebrate the return of our Lord and Savior...Jessie Raspberry. Yes that is actually her name. LOL
04.09.2020
Episode 40: Sourdorks
When the revolution comes, it won't be gluten-free.
04.02.2020
Episode 39: April F@!*$
One of us had to pee really bad while recording this. Try to guess which one.
03.26.2020
Episode 38: Quarantinified
What happens when millions upon millions of people get cabin fever at the same time? Revolution? Anarchy? An accidental recreation of the Harlem Shake? Only time will tell.
03.19.2020
Episode 37: Quantum Yeet
If time and space are one, then social distancing is not enough; we must distance ourselves into a new dimension. The Joker dimension.
03.12.2020
Episode 36: She's Got a Ticket to Ride
Like Goku, she's gonna be riding that cloud.
03.05.2020
Episode 35: Mask Off... and Back on Again
We’re back from our voyage aboard the Diamond Princess and boy are we glad to be back in our hometown...of Raccoon City.
01.30.2020
Episode 34: Year of the Plague Rat
Coronavirus is no excuse to abusing employees by forcing them to watch Pixar’s “Coco”
01.23.2020
Episode 33: Mad DynaMax
In 20 years we will all be the war boys of Imperator Greta Thunberg. Get ready.
01.16.2020
Episode 32: New Year, New Virus
The year just started but it's already kissing our a**. Fortunately Danny Devito cures everything.
12.26.2019
Episode 31: A Game of Skywalkers: Rise of the Infinity Throne
These stupid franchises are over and so is this stupid decade.
12.19.2019
Episode 30: Getting to the Bottom of Things
If there is such a thing as a pediatric proctologist, please don’t tell us. We’d rather not know.
12.12.2019
Episode 29: I Choose You...Jeffrey Epstein!
In a world of darkness, one man rises above and beyond...by eating a $120,000 banana off the wall and scrawling 'Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself' in its place.
12.05.2019
Episode 28: Oh Lawd He Runnin
It's that special time of year again...when billionaires run for president and grind their workforce into pulp.
11.21.2019
Episode 27: Please Ignore the Corsola in the Room
First they came for the Corsola and I did nothing...
11.14.2019
Episode 26: Frodokemon
She is Sarahgorn, son of Sarahthorn...
11.07.2019
Episode 25: We Are All Little Piggies Feasting On Slop?
We butt-chug digital soylent and we just can’t stop.
10.31.2019
Episode 24: Mei'd In China
What's the easiest way to scare a Blizzard executive on Halloween? Click to find out!
10.24.2019
Episode 23: Chonkomax
Where we discuss why being fat is better than being skinny and why modern exercise fads are intentionally humiliating.
10.17.2019
Episode 22: Fat, Stupid, and Loving It
We have seen the future and it is stupid, fat, and glorious. Also a seal.
10.03.2019
Episode 21: Metal Goose Solid
Keeping it short and sweet, like Untitled Goose Game.
09.26.2019
Episode 20: Big Goose Energy
It’s finally time! Link’s Awakening (the remake) is out and we’re TOTALLY NOT PLAYING IT, because Untitled Goose Game is where it’s at.
09.19.2019
Episode 19: What Happens in Reno...
The writer and artist fanboy over the FF7 Remake, but what the heck happened to Reno? We discuss everything we love and are baffled by the reveal of Midgar, Reno's chest, the reveal of summons, Reno's lips, FF7's campy vibes,...
09.12.2019
Episode 18: The Ol' Switch-eroo
We took an unintentional break and somehow we worked harder during it. So we’re back from our anti-vacation, haggard and ready to work more! We talk about the latest Nintendo Direct, the many games being released, and Sarah’s condoning of...
08.29.2019
Epsideo 17: The Amazon is on Fire...Emblem
The world is on fire, but all we can talk about is Fire Emblem. Fire Emblem Fire Emblem Fire Emblem.
08.22.2019
Episode 16: The Last Pissbender
The title says it all, and thank god that she is the last.
08.15.2019
Episode 15: The Power of Chill
Today we talk about how La Croix is made of freshly squeezed birbs, and how the ultimate superpower is to chill the fuck out.
08.08.2019
Episode 14: The Giant Fully-Automatic Elephant in the Room
Trying and failing to ignore the heavily armed elephant in the room. Seriously, we did our best to ignore it...but this is America.
08.01.2019
Episode 13: This Episode Will Self-Destruct In...
We tried to talk about Fire Emblem but our computers kept exploding and killing us. Fortunately permadeath was off so we are back and thirsty for all the waifus and husbandos.
07.25.2019
Episode 12: FaceApp's Musk
In this episode we realize the clairvoyant nature of FaceApp's latest update, and we consider the many possibilities of Elon Musk's Neuralink! Also we attempt to record the blocking stage of the comic-making process (warning: lots of keyboard clicking from...
07.18.2019
Episode 11: Goin' Bananas!
Today we're going bananas over My Friend Pedro! Ironically we haven't played it yet. Nevertheless, Sarah seemed to really want to make this strangely demented comic. She's also wearing a lot of yellow, and consuming more bananas than ever...that's totally...
07.11.2019
Episode 10: All About that Zelda
This week we made a comic about Cadence of Hyrule, why we love Zelda, and Sarah's strange obsession with drawing cute things in a dark light. As much as we hate talking about things that aren't related to Zelda, we...
07.04.2019
Episode 9: Killer Grandmas & Marianne Williamson
Today's podcast is a bit shorter, since we edited 95% of everything we talked about and concentrated on the main topics of this week's comics: Watch Dogs Legion's Ex-Assassin Grandma, and the presence of Marianne Williamson at the Democratic Debate.
06.27.2019
Episode 8: There be Wizards!
Today we discuss Wizards Unite, the FF7 Remake, the significance of the Evangelion redub/resub, and some politically-charged content. We also lightly touch on the golden internet rule: the less something matters, the more the internet complains.
06.20.2019
Episode 7: Get yer E3 opinions over here!
In this episode Sarah doesn't totally screw the podcast up! So we proceed to discuss Elon Musk's refusal to credit artists, and we stumble towards the main meat of the podcast: E3 2019. We discuss EA's so-so presentation, Bethesda's dismal...
06.13.2019
Episode 6: The Tables have Turned?! (smolcast)
In this episode Sarah ruins everything. Literally everything. So the guilt is on her as we recap the construction of the two comics we made: Rolly Polly & Rogue(dis)like. We discuss E3, Keanu Reeves, the FF7 Remake, the Internet's love...
06.06.2019
Episode 5: Back on Track w/ a side of Guac
In this episode we are back at it! But we still make the usual blunders. We talk about Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, Pokemon Home & Sleep, Death Stranding and it's many bizarre layers, Sarah can't tell the difference between...
05.30.2019
Episode 4: Well what do we do now?!
In this episode we discuss how difficult it is to make podcasts, especially if you try to craft it carefully. Good thing we're crashing through with ours! Time to make all the mistakes! We discuss Neal Stephenson's relationship w/ Silicon...
05.23.2019
Episode 3: DANG IT
In this episode the writer screws up…a lot. Lots of recordings lost, shitty comic decisions were made, and we own up to the fact that we sometimes spoil our own comic material. WHOOPSIES! We discuss mistakes, our favorite Magic the...

What's Berds & Werds about?

Download our free app to listen on your phone

Berds & Werds episodes:

Episode 52: Saddicted

Episode 51: Ghost of Douchema

Episode 50: The Punchline is Death

Episode 49: The Legendary Super Karen

Episode 48: Do Not Pass Go

Episode 47: Banana Pies Fatter

Episode 46: Smoothin' On Up

Episode 45: Murder Hornet on the Orient Express

Episode 44: May the Brain Force Plus Be With You

Episode 43: Time to Dance

Episode 42: Bringing Down the House

Episode 41: Jenova's Witness

Episode 40: Sourdorks

Episode 39: April F@!*$

Episode 38: Quarantinified

Episode 37: Quantum Yeet

Episode 36: She's Got a Ticket to Ride

Episode 35: Mask Off... and Back on Again

Episode 34: Year of the Plague Rat

Episode 33: Mad DynaMax

Episode 32: New Year, New Virus

Episode 31: A Game of Skywalkers: Rise of the Infinity Throne

Episode 30: Getting to the Bottom of Things

Episode 29: I Choose You...Jeffrey Epstein!

Episode 28: Oh Lawd He Runnin

Episode 27: Please Ignore the Corsola in the Room

Episode 26: Frodokemon

Episode 25: We Are All Little Piggies Feasting On Slop?

Episode 24: Mei'd In China

Episode 23: Chonkomax

Episode 22: Fat, Stupid, and Loving It

Episode 21: Metal Goose Solid

Episode 20: Big Goose Energy

Episode 19: What Happens in Reno...

Episode 18: The Ol' Switch-eroo

Epsideo 17: The Amazon is on Fire...Emblem

Episode 16: The Last Pissbender

Episode 15: The Power of Chill

Episode 14: The Giant Fully-Automatic Elephant in the Room

Episode 13: This Episode Will Self-Destruct In...

Episode 12: FaceApp's Musk

Episode 11: Goin' Bananas!

Episode 10: All About that Zelda

Episode 9: Killer Grandmas & Marianne Williamson

Episode 8: There be Wizards!

Episode 7: Get yer E3 opinions over here!

Episode 6: The Tables have Turned?! (smolcast)

Episode 5: Back on Track w/ a side of Guac

Episode 4: Well what do we do now?!

Episode 3: DANG IT