The year just started but it's already kissing our a**. Fortunately Danny Devito cures everything.

These stupid franchises are over and so is this stupid decade.

If there is such a thing as a pediatric proctologist, please don’t tell us. We’d rather not know.

In a world of darkness, one man rises above and beyond...by eating a $120,000 banana off the wall and scrawling 'Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself' in its place.

It's that special time of year again...when billionaires run for president and grind their workforce into pulp.

First they came for the Corsola and I did nothing...

She is Sarahgorn, son of Sarahthorn...

We butt-chug digital soylent and we just can’t stop.

What's the easiest way to scare a Blizzard executive on Halloween? Click to find out!

Where we discuss why being fat is better than being skinny and why modern exercise fads are intentionally humiliating.