Berds & Werds

We have seen the future and it is stupid, fat, and glorious. Also a seal.

Keeping it short and sweet, like Untitled Goose Game.

It’s finally time! Link’s Awakening (the remake) is out and we’re TOTALLY NOT PLAYING IT, because Untitled Goose Game is where it’s at.

We took an unintentional break and somehow we worked harder during it. So we’re back from our anti-vacation, haggard and ready to work more!

We talk about the latest Nintendo Direct, the many games being released, and Sarah’s condoning of violence if you spot a businessman playing a soon-to-be-released game on their Switch.

The world is on fire, but all we can talk about is Fire Emblem. Fire Emblem Fire Emblem Fire Emblem.

The title says it all, and thank god that she is the last.

Today we talk about how La Croix is made of freshly squeezed birbs, and how the ultimate superpower is to chill the fuck out.

Trying and failing to ignore the heavily armed elephant in the room. Seriously, we did our best to ignore it...but this is America.

We tried to talk about Fire Emblem but our computers kept exploding and killing us. Fortunately permadeath was off so we are back and thirsty for all the waifus and husbandos.