Welcome back! Matt used to be a dead ringer for Jimmy Fallon until the late night host nearly ripped his finger off. The dads Google Image Fallon’s medical condition, which was a mistake.

Matt buys his daughter a sandbox for their deck...which is just above the deck of their neighbor. Guess what happens next.

Dave tells a story of a family friend’s kid who asked his mother the toughest question ever about STDs. Ever.

Todd’s kids won’t commune with him over his childhood cereal: Cookie Crisp. They seem to love Honey Bunches of Oats and shredded wheat, which is still listed as poison by the FDA.

Harper Lee doesn’t know what day it is, but we’re supposed to believe she wanted to publish a book. A listener schools the dads on SpongeBob. The dads then lament the dark, dark 80s. Along with this Matt receives a Carol Channing ventriloquist dummy.

Dave’s twin daughters keep pulling their dresses over their heads, which leads to a discussion on inappropriately short and skinny clothing for young girls.

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