On the second episode of Much Review About Nothing, we do our best to review Mortal Engines (2018). Again, we must point out that we haven't seen the movie. That is 100% not a joke. Everything we know about the film comes from the trailer, reviews, articles, and our own biased preconceptions. Listen along as we ponder burning questions like: How much facial scarring is too much? Why isn't this movie just two whole hours of wheeled cities fighting each another? How do we get funding for "Shrike's Great Adventure?" And most importantly, why did Peter Jackson lie to us?