Welp. This is accidentally turning into a dating podcast and that’s not what I asked for. I invited Evelyn on to basically talk about what we will and will not take in a potential partner. Would you date someone with their ex’s name tattooed on their body? How about someone who still believes in the Tooth Fairy? But seriously... if there is one take away from this episode, it’s TIP YOUR GODDAMN SERVER AND TIP THEM WELL. #SantaSponsored