Milk with Pulp

Thought that I forgot about part 2 of my conversation with the lovely and wonderful Keith? Well... I did a little bit, but that's only because I was drunk by the end of this recording. This week, we redo my cereal tier list that Twitter roasted me for a couple months back. Folks... my opinions were not that bad. I promise... okay... maybe they were. Let us know what would be on your top list! And if you learned anything from this episode...Raisin Bran sucks.

What’s up, you lovely human beings? This episode is a little different because it’s extremely free flowy. This week, Keith came on and I just wanted to have a genuine conversation with them. So just prepare for us just talking, laughing, and having a good ol time! Also, reminder! I will be posting episodes once a month now that I’m also streaming on Twitch. If you still wanna hear my voice but on a different platform, check out ‪https://twitch.tv/blizzb3ar‬. Have a nice day! And if you learned one thing from this episode, don’t do it for Toaster.

Orange is the new bitch. This week, I decided to do what didn’t need to be done. I posted my picture on the Reddit thread r/Roast me and honestly... I’m a little disappointed. I guess I made it too easy for folks. Oh... also, Handy is back as my first returning guest. I guess he enjoyed the misery of last time. If you take away one message from this episode, it’s should be BLACK LIVES MATTER!

Here’s some advice. Don’t get too drunk to the point where you can’t answer questions. You’ll have no idea what you are talking about and have to record it all over again at a later date. Alrightie, folks! This week I asked you all to send me in some questions, whether they were dirty, clean, or mean, and you pulled through! This is only part one because you all sent in questions that would take me over an hour to answer. Thank you all for the support and if there’s one lesson you learned from this episode it’s, support your local businesses!

Here’s some advice. Don’t get too drunk to the point where you can’t answer questions. You’ll have no idea what you are talking about and have to record it all over again at a later date. Alrightie, folks! This week I asked you all to send me in some questions, whether they were dirty, clean, or mean, and you pulled through! This is only part one because you all sent in questions that would take me over an hour to answer. Thank you all for the support and if there’s one lesson you learned from this episode it’s, support your local businesses!

I sweartagod, the Bey-hive better not come for me. This is a joke and I will fight you at the playground behind the school at 3PM. Folks, I did it! No, I didn’t fix the horn in my car... shush. I got the Pod Father legend, Jake Austin on my podcast. Since it was basically our first time talking, we decided to record a little friendly first date and ask some thought provoking questions. Let me know what your answers would be! And if you’ve learned anything from this episode, it’s PLEASE STAY SAFE DURING THESE TIMES.

There are many reasons to kick out a window. Listening to this podcast should not be one... but I understand if it is. This week I bring Marina back and we discuss some of the posts on the “Am I the Asshole” Reddit thread. We are giving out free advice, but if you want to tip us for our services, please Venmo us money ($100 minimum) or you will be the asshole. Lastly, give this podcast a rating if you were ever emo in middle school.

I guess the question is... would you rather kill 5 people or 6? What's up hoes, I am back and just took Season 2 out of the oven? Although my Spring and Summer have been completely ruined, I can't allow it to kill my podcast so here we freakin go. This week, I invite my homie, Marina, over and we discuss the top Would You Rathers on Reddit. We also laugh for about a total of 30 minutes in this episode so I apologize now. I don't apologize for the burping and me choking on my wine. I am messy and you all know that. Please listen and let me know what your responses would be! And if you have learned anything from this podcast, its WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS.

UPDATE: THE JOKES DID NOT AGE WELL. THE WORLD IS NOT OKAY. PLEASE STAY SAFE OUT THERE.

Welp. We have reached the end of this season and what’s the best way to spend it? With Malik Trivia. I put JP in the hot seat again and quiz him on things EVERY BOYFRIEND SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHER. Just kidding. Also, thank you all for supporting me during this season. I hope to come back even better and stronger for you all. SEEYA IN A MONTH OR TWO!

No post but clarity will fix the death of your father. I promise. On this episode, Breia and I sit down and talk about our best and worst hookups/sex stories. If you ever wanted to know about my sex life, this is the episode for you. Everything is open book. How come every time I invite her on, the episode becomes NSFW? Remember, 2020 is the year of financial hookups. Get you a sugar daddy.