Milk with Pulp

I decided to release the first ever recorded episode I did for this podcast back in September. I apologize for not fully having an intro in the beginning. We learned. I’m also sorry that I burped on mic. No I’m not. This week, I invite Reilly on and we attempt to guess how much we hate things. Spoiler, she hates the Greatest Showman. Send all Reilly hate mail to @milkwithpulppod. If you take one thing from this description, it’s if you ring my doorbell, I automatically think you’re a serial killer. Goodbye.

Guess who has to get three needles stabbed into his eye? Don’t pull a Malik and look up eye surgery while at work. This week, I invited the beautiful JP on set and put him on the hot seat. Thank you everyone for sending in questions! Also, everyone Venmo me $5 so I can take JP to Cheesecake Factory. Thank you.

The UwU Boys are back and before you roast us for not knowing who Jack Frost is, please understand that we have a bachelors in dumbassery. This week, we uwu our way through WikiHow articles and finally learn how to be a superhero... or villain? I also realize that I’m basically a modern day Elsa and we all know it. So sit down, grab a beer and drink every time we say something you hate. Save the bees and tip your server.

Hey. Wanna hear me sing off key? Oh... you don’t? Well... it’s a little too late now. The episode is already published. We have to deal with our sins now. This week, I invite Ev on to play a little game. Play along and let me know how well you do! I’m sorry that we were semi drunk messes...? We can’t change the past.

This episode takes a full 180. Please don’t listen to this without headphones or with kids in the car. Actually, don’t let your kids listen to this podcast at all. What are you doing? Be a better parent/guardian! Kidding. You’re doing great, sweetie. This week, I got a chance to catch up with my best friend, Breia. We discuss working out, taking the LSAT, and her sexual cleanse. Truly a wild, unformatted episode. Just two besties having fun. Don’t forget to tip your servers and pay for porn.

Let’s address the facts. We all have had a crush on a cartoon character when growing up. You’re a liar if you say you didn’t. It’s okay. You’re in a safe space... and I definitely won’t expose you on Twitter for admitting that... not yet at least. This week, I decided to let Handy in the studio to talk about how we would bring back old cartoons. We also play a game of Smash or Pass with our cartoon crushes. It gets interesting... but mostly, it gets weird. Also, check out Handy on his podcast, “Three Kingdoms with Three Idiots” now available on Spotify! #UwUBoyz

Get out your ouija board boy-yos. It’s scary story time! Today, we sit down with the spooky squad and get to reading some creepypasta posts. I’m gonna apologize now... the sound quality is a little weird because we tried to fit 5 people on 2 mics. Also, some weird noises and static start to play randomly as I’m reading the scary stories... coincidence? I think not. Anyway, enjoy the show and subscribe to Jenna Marbles on YouTube. Thank you.

Welp. This is accidentally turning into a dating podcast and that’s not what I asked for. I invited Evelyn on to basically talk about what we will and will not take in a potential partner. Would you date someone with their ex’s name tattooed on their body? How about someone who still believes in the Tooth Fairy? But seriously... if there is one take away from this episode, it’s TIP YOUR GODDAMN SERVER AND TIP THEM WELL. #SantaSponsored

What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me. No more. Today we embark on a journey of trying to get a Pisces (of the crying variety) and a Gemini (of the two faced variety) to fall in love with each other. Will they find common ground? Or will they fight each other for the whole 40 something minutes? Press play and find out!

I don’t know how you got here, but I’m giving you one last chance to leave. Welcome to Milk with Pulp, a podcast where I invite my friends on to talk about comedic and interesting topics. It is truly a dumpster fire that keeps going... If you like what you hear, hit me up at milkwithpulppod on Twitter and Instagram!