or: Double Recappuchino with extra CONCACAFfeineYour pigeon-print pals are back with another double-recap as NYCFC continues its dramatic CONCACAF Champions battle to the top, simultaneously with the beginning of its star-blazoned post-cup season of MLS. Jake & Trey hit the sweet & sour notes of a Vancouver match that looked an awful lot like August 2021, then pivot to a Conneticutian "home" match against Guatemalan club Comunicaciones that may have been messier but also ended much more satisfying with a 3-1 first leg lead!Then: have you ever wanted to hear global geopolitics discussed by porn-addled doomscrolling dipshits? Good news! What about horrific tragedies, at home and abroad? We've got that too! And somehow, we managed to squeeze a teeny tiny Montreal precap for this weekend in. Take out your test-approved no. 2 pencils: you've got Blue Balls.