Ya blue boys is at it again, and this time in PERSON as Jake returns to the Major Metropolitan Area to break down a three point win at NYCFC's glorious home opener. A raucous crowd saw our boys put in a game-winning goal off a set piece, thanks to some charitable support by Miami's McVey. We talk the return of James Sands and the very attractive action happening in the midfield between Big Bird and the Sandman. Plus: my back line was so high last night bruh. And: yes, Talles Talk is once again on the menu. So's a rundown of Reyna and Richy. Plus a window into the twisted mind of a MLS POTW voter. Crack open a Truly; you've got Blue Balls.