We’re Virgo and Libra, and we are here to tell you that we are absolutely nothing like what you’ve read about us. This week, we dig into our full birth charts, debunk the stereotypes of all twelve signs, and figure out why a Virgo whose house is a disaster and a Libra who owns nothing beige somehow make complete sense astrologically. Also, we talk about why one of us processes emotions through her body and the other one would rather do literally anything else. Spoiler: it’s the Scorpio moon’s fault.