We are back ya silly geese. Back with more unsolicited opinions on the world's most popular sport. Synchronized diving! Just joking. We are back with something way more silly. Today's episode is dedicated to the World Surf Leagues' attempt to make surfing great again in Kansas City, Karachi and Vienna. Or in short, to the non-surfing masses.

To harvest the fruits of Erik Logans' hard work to find his ego. Wait, no. We meant to turn surfing into football, the WSL rolled out a new format to determine surfing's world champions in a one-day tournament. We like. We love. We hate. We cry. We love Elo. We hate Elo. We heard everything (and much more) and will be discussing at length if surfing's playoffs were a success or just another faux pas added to the resumes of surfing's top executives.

Big surprises coming your way. Maybe.