Gajin Goomba

We got some Moby Dick for your ears tonight! As in three white whales.

A segment:

White whale 1: the blowout between KOK and Tkyosam. Jay starts piling up on the fat jokes. We reveal why he is upset with us this episode.

Jay appears on a 3 hour deadstream with Japanator (RIP) and the Jvlog. (Episode note: this episode was recorded before The Japanator killed his channel)

Radrey from “Why Come Japan is in studio tonight. Will Radrey become u/LifeDaikon’s new muse?

B Segment:

White whale 2: A man you wish Mario could jump on/harpoon: Gaijin Goomba.

A man who help created the term Japanese Cultural Expert (JCE). A dude who has embraced the Steven Seagal lifestyle of talking about something from Japan and then becoming so fat, his face swallows his eyes.

A man offended on behalf of all Americans and Japanese. He has spent 17 years here! 17 years!

White whale 3: Gajin Goomba’s partner. What kind of lady is fine enough for a Mario themed wedding? Femininity like Birdo, skin like a Boo, thicc like Chain-Chomp and the personality of Bob-omb.

There is also a song that is worse than the Ryan Boundless porno.