Jessi’s babysitting Matt Braddock! There’s some problematic representation and insufficient wacky hijinks! We learn some outdated stuff about sign language, and invent the greatest ballet of all time.

Today’s agenda includes: the mandatory ballet teacher accent; we dredge up horrifying memories of rat tails; somebody finally speaks out about the scourge of Fake Geology Girls; testing some highly scientific theories about human biology; Ameslan???; Hilary and Katie Beth want to make ballet great again; delicious liverwurst; Jenny goes full Prezzioso.

Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley on the Free Music Archive.

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