It's time for us to reboot Mega Man for the cynical age, so get ready for a gritty revenge movie starring The Rock as Rock (that's Mega man). We've got everything, gritty one-liners, a tragic origin story, mass amounts of robot murder and Rush the happy robot dog tearing out some mother****in' throats!

Featuring special guest star: the pistol-welding yellow Mega Man from the original box art.