Storied

This week on Storied, we adapt the cyclical story of Link and Zelda into a cyberpunk movie! You know, much like the wildly popular Blade Runner franchise... but hopefully more financially lucrative.

Noir elements! Corrupt corporations! Body augmentation! Weird sex stuff! You know, all of the things that make Zelda Zelda!

This month we try and discern the mystery of the Three Seashells (it's just soap we think) while we take on an update to the classic cheesy action movie Demolition Man. Join us as we make Edgar Friendly the bad guy, eat ratburgers, and discover Simon Phoenix's still somehow frozen head in the corner of the room.

That's right, it's the episode one or two of you have probably been waiting for! Stick with us as we take your childhood board games and turn them into movie ideas! Marvel as we create a comedy vehicle for Steve Carell (not once, but twice!), a Demolition Man side story and a Footloose + disaster movie mashup!

We hope you enjoy one of the weirdest Storied episodes yet, and considering we made a cinematic universe for breakfast cereal, that's saying something.

It's time for us to reboot Mega Man for the cynical age, so get ready for a gritty revenge movie starring The Rock as Rock (that's Mega man). We've got everything, gritty one-liners, a tragic origin story, mass amounts of robot murder and Rush the happy robot dog tearing out some mother****in' throats!

Featuring special guest star: the pistol-welding yellow Mega Man from the original box art.

This week, Sean, Harrison and Chris put on their STARS Academy uniforms and take a trip to Raccoon City - the perfect setting for a TV melodrama.

Join us as we adapt the beloved Resident Evil game series into a low budget network TV show. All of your favorite R.E. characters are here (maybe as teenagers): Chris, Jill, Claire, Leon, Wesker, and introducing everyone's new favorite, the evil Dr. Frankenshmeimer.

This week Chris, Sean and Harrison crack the case wide open and shine their gigantic 90's flashlights on The Truth (which is most certainly Out There) to find the perfect X-Files video game.

Chris invents the perfect "Constantly Just Miss Seeing The Paranormal Stuff" mechanic. Sean and Harrison realize how normal it is to believe in huge government cover ups in 2018.

This week Sean, Harrison and Chris brave the apocalyptic wasteland in search of a perfect Mad Max TV show. Despite the odds, they just might have found it. Either that, or they went crazy and ate each other. You decide.

Join us as we make Predator into narrative survival game in the suburbs, discuss Adrian Brody's weird triangular upper body, and wonder why Bill Duke is always shaving his already-bald head. Also Harrison and Sean die, leaving Chris to awkwardly fend for himself.

Hot off the success of their amazing E.T. sequel, studio executives Sean, Harrison and Chris (now legally known as Tony, Tone, and Toni) have been tasked with developing the rich world of Kellogg's cereal into a fully realized cinematic universe with multiple phases. I mean, if the potential synergy of that transmedia experience doesn't get you excited, I don't know what will.

This week we spend probably a little too much time delving into the psyches of all the characters in the Die Hard franchise and turn it into a weekly television series, which absolutely 100% does not include in any way Live Free or Die Hard, or that other one. (Or Die Hard or Die Tryin'). Bonus Owen Wilson appearance!