Last episode had us watch Kate Beckinsale in the role of the love interest then complain about what Universal is doing with their monster franchise. In this episode we watch Kate Beckinsale in the role of protagonist, then complain about what Universal is doing with their monster franchise… just a little less.

So join us as we appreciate a vampire story based in science, lament that that awesome basis is used for a flimsy story, and reunite with actors from not one but three previous Bloodsucking Feminists episodes. Also, we say the words “stretchy stretchy catsuit” far too many times, and realise just how low we have set the bar for what makes an “enjoyable” vampire movie.

Title: PVC Gone Mad