Opening & closing music courtesy of a street musician -- Yes, I compensated him for use. 
Trump Lands in More Hot Water,💦 (again), but no one really knows why, so put down your phone 📱 for a minute while I explain
James Madison (4th president) whitewashed the charred limestone to cover the soot-stained exterior and added architectural features to the north and south facade. Commonly called a portico. 

Here’s where it all goes wrong — It’s not a portico at all, it’s a coach mar … or that’s French for carriage entrance.