topics: what the number 200 means to me, going ballistic about the alien discovery, "the phenomenon" movie, i revisit my CSS brazil scandal, shannon beador's DUI, furthering my education, what exactly is nihilism again?, the new season of love after lockup with a trans man, the special olympics, the many current public divorces that no one actually cares about, the orangutan who launched a possum off a telephone pole, the new season of glow up, finally not feeling bad about hating selena gomez, how random it was when everyone came out and said "the beatles actually suck", how one day all the kardashians will be dead, a mattress cover disaster, taking one bite of your fries in the car decreases them by like 80%, and i answer all your questions!