Why? Why is it we try so hard to have a classy podcast. And then it eventually ends in dick and fart jokes. Okay, two words: Holy Goalie. That's why. But before we sink into the gutter, we really do talk about games. Including:

Have we talked about Borderlands 2 enough? No.

Nick Dinicola finishes XCom: Enemy Unknown.

Assassin's Creed III. More specifically, we haven't played it and why.

Call of Duty: Black Ops II has been kicked from the lineup.

Psychonauts and why everyone needs to play it.

When sushi goes bad.

David Petraeus ends up in Black Ops. With a promotion. Oops.

World of Warcraft senator wins.

Grand Theft Auto V. Soon, please.

Xbox Live turns 10.

Disk troubles for Black Ops and Lego Star Wars.

Buck or Chuck: Johnny Carnage; Rocket Girl; Hypotenuse; Shark Attack: Death Match.

And we apologize in advance for the aftershow part. Not for the faint of heart. Enjoy.