This week:

- Our family's disastrous  Cracker Barrel Breakfast.

- The a-holes sitting around us at the restaurant.

- A-holes are ruining sporting events and concerts.

- Urban Meyer? A-hole who will get hired again.

- Elon Musk isn't the worst person to get Time's Man Of The Year.

- Teachers apparently died at Squid Game hockey stunt or something.

- A brief penis sweater story.