We used to read this book to our oldest daughter when she was a little baby. My wife asked me to do a recorded reading of it, so I obliged.

There are some pauses in it in case you wanted to turn pages with it, and I apologize if the audio gets a bit hot in places. I did tweak the audio a bit so it sounds better.

Anyway, here's the story and I hope you enjoy.

Thought I'd give my two cents on how crazy everything is now.

Just a head's up on what's going on with me. I will return.

This episode:

- R.I.P. Val Kilmer and why his Doc Holliday was so damn good.

- Joe Rogan and Bill Burr with different takes on Snow White.

- Chappell Roan's parents apparently weren't happy.

- California thinks a 15 year-old is too young to ride shotgun.

- And other stuff.

This episode:

- An R-Rated Jason Statham movie beat Disney Spring Break weekend.

- Is it surprising Morgan Wallen walked out after SNL?

- I thought Aslan was a dude lion.

- Indiana plumber made sure a restaurant paid him.

- And other stuff.

This episode:

- UConn's PR department needs a PR department.

- Nobody's watching network TV or streaming services.

- Comedian defends vanity and Big Pharma.

- Andrew Tate causes the trouble he's in.

- And other stuff.

This episode:

- Snow White is a massive failure for Disney.

- You can now finance the meal you were to lazy to make.

- "Freedom FIghter" terrorizes Tesla driver in Washington

- Someone gets used at a Florida strip club.

- And other stuff.

This episode:

- Snow White ain't making its green back.

- William Shakespeare is accused of being Kanye West or something.

- SpaceX brings home the stranded astronauts.

- A website and a talk show host in a gated community want more anarchy.

- And other stuff.

CURRENTLY READING: "Based On A True Story: Not A Memoir" by the late great Norm MacDonald

This episode:

- A tribute to the late great radio legend Bob Rivers.

- Daredevil suffers because Disney is dumb.

- College students can't believe John Wilkes Booth has a filthy mouth.

- Podcaster upset Bill Maher isn't in the late-night group photos.

- And other stuff.

This episode:

- Los Angeles conquers a treehouse after an eight-year battle.

- Angel Reese wants to kill the WNBA.

- Maybe attacking Tesla owners and dealerships is a bit fascist.

- People don't even know how to use the bathroom midflight.

-  And other stuff.