In this week's episode, we speculate on what might have happened if the Confederacy were armed with unlimited AK-47s by a mysterious man from the future. That's probably all you need to know to get hooked on this episode, but then we also talk about Cody Wilson and his fight(?) to have the distribution of plans to make 3D-printed guns legal, and Ryan reveals how confused he truly is when it comes to anything regarding guns. But don't worry - Palmer sets him straight. Then we comment on the horrible duck boat accident that happened last week in Missouri, and wonder whether or not people should even be riding around in those stupid boats to begin with. And we end with the hope-inducing news of Obama telling the left that the opinions of white men actually matter (sounds like some real Nazi-talk to us).