Mary Anne gets a chain letter and there’s mass hysteria! Kristy is her worst self yet again, Cokie and Grace make their long-awaited debut, and we spend a lot of time talking about the extremely weird 1942 movie Cat People.

On today’s agenda: an urgent PSA about mustard seeds; more unrealistic prank expectations; our many grievances against Wordsworth Classics; the intricacies of sea snake hygiene; Mary Anne friendzones Jesus; Karen commits catural appropriation; badshoe.jpg; Logan has fabric shop anxiety; unconventional man-stealing strategies; we completely fabricate some beef between Ann M. Martin and Judy Blume; shopping for sexy chewing gum costumes; Kristy has definitely found Charlie’s weed stash.

Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley on the Free Music Archive.

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