Andrew Schultz (Mr. Goody Two Shoes) and Joseph Huggins (OldManHuggie) are back with another chaotic breakdown of the week’s headlines, hot takes, and absolutely unqualified opinions.

This episode dives straight into the madness—from Jesse Watters catching heat for his “look in the mirror” moment, to escalating global tensions as Israel signals long-term plans in southern Lebanon, and the military controversy surrounding helicopter flyovers getting wiped clean like it never happened.

Then we hit the real reason you’re here…

Therapy Questions™:

1. ​If your lifestyle had a sponsor… who’s cutting the check?
2. ​What would your therapist’s Yelp review say about you?
3. ​Lose your humor or lose your trust—what’s worse?
4. ​Your worst take goes viral… doubling down or Notes App apology?

Plus, We Break Down:

US says Iran war at decisive moment, Tehran threatens US businesses in region | Reuters

Judge halts construction on Trump’s ballroom, says Congress must decide | Washington Post

Tiger Woods stepping away from golf to seek treatment | ESPN

Head of Sexual-Wellness Business OneTaste Sentenced to Nine Years in Prison | The Wall Street Journal

How a Massive KitKat Heist Turned Into Crisis PR Gold | The Wall Street Journal

If you came to laugh, argue, and question everything… welcome home.

Talk shit. Or get off the pod.

🎵 Music Credits

Intro Song: Polished But Problematic – Mr. Goody Two Shoes

Outro Song: Certified Problem – Mr. Goody Two Shoes